A blonde walks into a department store one afternoon, casually browsing the shelves when something shiny catches her eye. It’s sleek, silver, and mysterious. Curious, she flags down a store clerk. “Excuse me,” she says, pointing, “what is that shiny thing over there?”
The clerk smiles politely. “That’s a thermos.” She tilts her head. “A thermos? What does it do?” “It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.” Her eyes widen with excitement. “Wow! That sounds amazing. I definitely need something like that!” She buys it on the spot.
The next morning, she brings her new purchase to work. Her coworkers are instantly curious. “What’s that silver thing?” one asks. She beams with pride. “It’s a thermos! It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.” Her coworker looks impressed and asks, “So, what do you have inside it today?” She replies confidently, “Two cups of coffee and a popsicle.”
