A blonde walks into a department store one afternoon, casually browsing the shelves when something shiny catches her eye. It’s sleek, silver, and mysterious. Curious, she flags down a store clerk.
“Excuse me,” she says, pointing, “what is that shiny thing over there?”
The clerk smiles politely. “That’s a thermos.”
She tilts her head. “A thermos? What does it do?”
“It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.”
Her eyes widen with excitement. “Wow! That sounds amazing. I definitely need something like that!”
She buys it on the spot. The next morning, she proudly carries her new gadget into the office and sets it right on the center of her desk. It doesn’t take long for her boss to wander over, eyeing the gleaming silver cylinder with genuine curiosity.
“Hey, that’s a nice-looking thermos,” the boss says. “What have you got in there?”
The blonde beams with pride, leaning in as if she’s about to share a high-level corporate secret. “Well,” she whispers, “I’ve got two cups of piping hot coffee and a popsicle.”
